"
"I'll about,
And drive away the vulgar from the streets;
So do you too, where you perceive them thick."--_Act I. Sc. 1_.
A WISE MAN.
"Good night, then, Casca: this disturbed sky
Is not to walk in."--_Act I. Sc. 3_.
A RASH MAN.
"For my part, I have walked about the streets...
Even in the aim and very flash of it."--_Act I. Sc. 3_.
TO A MUNITION STRIKER.
"But wherefore art not in thy shop to-day?"--_Act I. Sc. 1_.
TO A LADY CLERK.
"Is this a holiday?
What dost thou with thy best apparel on?"--_Act I. Sc. 1_.
TO LORD RHONDDA
(_with a whear and potato war-loaf_).
"Till then, my noble friend, chew upon this."--_Act I. Sc. 2_.
* * * * *
THE TRANSLATOR SEES THROUGH IT.
Announcement by a French publisher:--
"Vient de paraitre:--'M. Britling commence a voir clair.'"
* * * * *
"MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
A Large Quantity of Old Bricks for Sale."--_Dublin Evening
Herald_.
Do not shoot the pianist. Throw a brick at him instead.
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Regarding a certain judge:--
"Hence so many reversals by the Court of Appeal that suitors
were often more uneasy if they lost their case before him than
if they won it.
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